The First Natural Law of Bullshit – Rumours sprint. Facts crawl.
John once spent a week proving he hadn’t resigned. Mr. Bully announced it as “confirmed.”
The Strategist planned the transition deck. The Boss offered a farewell speech in the leadership chat.
John was at his desk the entire time.
From The Footnote Archives:
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- Another time, a whisper outran the report it was based on.
- The correction arrived quietly, long after the panic call.
- One project nearly collapsed because someone “heard” a leadership shuffle was coming. The clarifications came as soon as the it was whispered into leadership’s ears.
By then, the rumour had already written the narrative.
Johnny noted:
When noise travels faster than truth, silence looks guilty.
“Johnny has logged this phenomenon forty-three times.
What began as scattered notes became a pattern.
What began as anomaly became law.”
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Disclaimer: The Footnote is a satire — an observation, not an accusation. If it feels uncomfortably accurate, that’s just coincidence. You’re simply not important enough to be targeted.
