As I,  Johnny, the inner witness of John, The Dependable — I continue to decipher the universal, invisible corporate mandates.
Each week, a new footnote will be revealed here.

By Published On: 20.Oct.25Categories: LawsComments Off on Johnny’s First Footnote

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