As I, Johnny, the inner witness of John, The Dependable — I continue to decipher the universal, invisible corporate mandates.
Each week, a new footnote will be revealed here.
Meet John’s Colleagues. They are here (& almost everywhere).
Disclaimer: The Footnote is a satire — an observation, not an accusation. If it feels uncomfortably accurate, that’s just coincidence. You’re simply not important enough to be targeted.





