The rules of work nobody admits but everyone obeys.
The Natural Laws of Bullshit are not written in policy manuals or leadership books. They emerge in every meeting, report, and email thread. A satirical mirror of corporate life—covering power games, calendar carnage, metric manipulation, cultural theater, project illusions, and strategic smoke screens. These laws don’t need endorsement. They enforce themselves.
The Law of Cloaked Intent - Virtue cloaks agendas. [...]
As the year winds down, meetings pause, calendars loosen, and [...]
The Law of Inflated Urgency – Today’s fire drill [...]
The Law of PowerPoint Gravity - Slides multiply. Output [...]
The Law of Strategic Amnesia - Promises vanish. Resentment [...]
The Law of Endless Alignment - Alignment meetings align [...]
The Law of Cosmetic Change - Fresh paint. Same [...]
The Law of Vanity Metrics - Glossier dashboards, hollower [...]
The Law of Meeting Multiplication - Empty calendars are [...]
The Law of Hero Culture - When heroes rise, [...]
