How to Read

Begin with The Genesis and meet John — the dependable constant.
Follow Johnny, his inner witness, who keeps a record of what John endures. Read about Johnny’s metamorphosis into a footnote.

One day Johnny discovers his archive, The Footnote.
As he begins to decipher The Natural Laws of Bullshit from The Footnote, he reveals them here.
The invisible mandates that written in the margins where the critical record hides best.

John, Johnny, and The Footnote don’t exist.
They’re metaphors for the dependable ones who do.
John endures. Johnny observes. The Footnote remembers.
Together, they mirror what a dependable professional quietly endures.

Read quietly.
The Manifesto is here — and it’s here for good.
Let the ironies settle. Recognition is enough.

I. John. The Dependable.
The one who keeps the system running while it quietly runs him.

II. Johnny. The Witness.
The part of John that watches, remembers, and footnotes what can’t be said aloud.

III. Johnny. The Footnote.
Overlooked, unseen, yet essential — the quiet conscience beneath the main text.

IV. The Footnote.
An insignificant lawbook of official absurdities — where silence keeps the record honest.

V. The Laws Deciphered.
From fragments and ironies, the invisible physics of dysfunction take shape.

VI. The Laws.
Unwritten, unspoken, unbreakable — the gravity that keeps nonsense in motion.

VII. The Genesis.
How endurance became observation, observation became record, and record became law.

The Manifesto.
Read Quietly.